You can get in touch with me using the form below.
But before you do, bear the following in mind:
- I don’t give free consulting or advice. If you want me to answer your questions, then you’ll be paying for it. I am very expensive.
- If you’re writing to complain about something I’ve said in one of my emails because you’re offended or upset, save your time. I don’t care and I’m not interested in your opinion. The best you can hope for is to be ignored; the worst is you’ll feature in my next email.
- If you send me threats, veiled or otherwise, I’ll name you and publish your email address, too, so everyone knows who you are.
- I’m not taking on clients, so don’t waste your time asking.
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