Here’s my take on immigrants…
I think I may have mentioned this before, but I am the easiest man in the world to buy presents for. It’s driven people close to me mad for years, but that’s their problem, not mine. If ya wanna please me, buy me a book, a book-token, or (in more recent years) an Amazon voucher. […]
I did something very unusual yesterday morning: I went to the dentist. As I’ve written here before, that’s a fairly rare occurrence for me, because way back when I was just 21 my then-dentist told me I’d not have problems with my teeth until late middle-age at the very earliest. And my dentist hates me because […]
I was lying in bed this morning sleepily wondering at the wholly human notion of “getting up”. The myth of working for yourself from home is you can get up when you please. But while that’s true to some extent, it’s not really a feasible plan for business success; and, in my case, even if […]
I‘m sitting here at my kitchen table writing this with a feeling akin to dread knotted up in my stomach. For in just a few hours’ time I have to get on a plane, fly to the UK, drive to my ex’s pick up my son… and then drive all the way to Birmingham to […]
Here’s something I learned at a very young age, but which many adults never learn: everyone’s different. At least to an extent. A great example of what this can mean is to be found within my own Inner Circle, where one of our newest Members is a professional Disciplinarian. In other words, you pay her […]
I was just four years old when I first started wearing glasses. I confess, I can’t honestly say I remember it. I have a vague recollection of a pair of blue NHS glasses (remember those?), but although I know I was very young when I had them, I don’t know if they were my first […]
Last night as I sat at my desk, just winding up for the day… I mused on my own idiocy. Because sometimes I can make even the most accomplished retard look positively talented in comparison. Here’s what happened…
I was sitting here wondering what to write when I noticed my hands. Both of my hands are broken — figuratively, not literally — and I have to limber them up somewhat before I can do much other than flap them around uselessly of a morning. Anyway, I sat here looking at them and realised […]
Don’t get me wrong…
… I think the Internet is one of the most important inventions in the entire history of the human species. Never mind the fact it’s now possible for me to have a real-time face-to-face video chat with someone as far away on the globe as it’s possible to be, something they actually believed was impossible when I was an apprentice telephone ‘droid, the real power, in my opinion is how anyone with an Internet connection has immediate and free access to effectively unlimited amounts of information on literally any topic.
But… you know, it hasn’t actually helped much, on the whole. All it’s meant for the Terminally Stupid is they have faster and easier access to utter bullshit and have the ability to spread it far and wide themselves.